arrgh!! goddamn laptop

i hate the goddamn laptop at work it drives me fucking insane... swear to god! it has taken me over an hour to arrive at a state in which i can do work... outlook crashes, boot up time sucks... what else.. we have so many goddamn idiotic system processes going on these things as a standard ... and they wrote a pat ourselves on the back article a while back about how boot time has improved, what are they looking at the time it takes the monitor to wake up?? goddamn!!